
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
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✚ · May 21st 2013But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
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✚ · May 19th 2013Diplomat’s Son - Vampire Weekend
that night I smoked a joint with my best friend,
we found ourselves in bed,
when I woke up he was gone.
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✚ · May 18th 2013
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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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✚ · May 17th 2013
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blua:
Charlie: “What do you think you’d like to be when you grow up?”
Linus: “Outrageously happy!”
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